Writing on the Wall

Noon

Nanay: “Anak, ayaw kong lagi mong ini-invite ang iyong mga friends dito sa atin.”

Ngayon

Nanay: “Anak, bakit ayaw mo akong i-invite as FB friend?”

*****

Noon

Nanay: “Totoy, don’t write on our wall. Makikita ng aking mga amiga, nakakahiya.”

Ngayon

Totoy: “Nay, don’t write on my wall. Makikita ng FB friends ko, nakakahiya.”

*****

Kumpare #1: “Pare, ayaw na yata sa akin ng misis ko.”

Kumpare #2: “Bakit mo naman nasabi ‘yan p’re.”

Kumpare #1: “Kasi, pinalitan n’ya yung status n’ya sa FB as ‘it’s complicated’ eh. Tapos naka-tag ako.”

Kumpare #2: “Baka may tampo lang sa ‘yo.”

Kumpare #1: “Hindi eh. Kasi naka-tag din ‘yung ex-boyfriend n’ya!”

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